Review: Garrett's Destiny

Garrett's Destiny by Rebecca Zanetti
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

This tells the story of Garrett Kayrs, nephew of the King of the Realm, vampire-demon hybrid, and member of the Seven. If none of that makes any sense to you then I suggest you start reading one of the earlier books because for me the romance is very much inferior to the overarching storyline about the ongoing war between the Kurjans and the Realm over the fate of Enhanced human females. The Kurjan leader, Ulric, who sacrificed one hundred enhanced females to make himself invincible, was trapped by the Seven in a demon realm but the barriers are weakening and it is only a matter of time before he breaks free.

Destiny Applegate has just left her sheltered life at an exclusive boarding school on a remote island, she runs into Garrett when the man she is with tries pushing her around in a diner, which just happens to be full of Garrett's motorcycle club, the Grizzlies (which is 90% actual Bear shifters). Destiny immediately recognises Garrett as the man of her dreams, a man she has been in love with most of her life, but Garrett suspects that she is a trap set by the Kurjans.

The series arc is driving ever closer to the big showdown and there are a lot of really good reveals in this story. Unfortunately, for me, the rinse-and-repeat nature of the romance is becoming a bit tedious. Every single member of the Seven has to be bossy and force their mate to their will, they always have to be dominant, they always have to display their dominance through spanking (which to me has an icky parental punishment vibe - using your greater strength to punish someone smaller and weaker), there is alway hair-pulling and growling and metaphorical peeing on the woman to show ownership. Honestly I just skim through all the sex scenes as quickly as possible because they are all the same from book to book - I could not tell you in fifteen books if a single male made love in a different way (loads of people are about to prove me wrong). Couldn't just one of them be gentle and respectful, maybe even not sure she could like him? It's all a bit one-dimensional.

Every time I start one of these books my eyes roll at the repetitiveness of the sex and I think, 'this is the one I can't finish, this is where it ends' and then I get sucked into the story arc and carried along until I rock up at the end of the book shouting 'what a ride!'

So, in summary, series arc gets four, maybe four and a half stars, romance gets three, maybe even two and a half stars. Averages out to three and a half stars.

I received an ARC of this book from the publisher via NetGalley in return for an honest review.

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Review: Paris Daillencourt Is About to Crumble

Paris Daillencourt Is About to Crumble by Alexis Hall
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

Paris Daillencourt is crippled by self-doubt and anxiety. Despite living rent-free in a glossy London flat that his parents no longer use, with a designer wardrobe, he is lonely and spends most of his time with his cat. A classics student who loves to bake and travelled the world with his wealthy parents as a child, his mouthy Glaswegian flatmate/tenant has secretly entered him into the reality TV show Bake Expectations (basically The Great British Bake-Off).

Despite constantly dripping with tears and fearful of being sent home, Paris is actually doing very well, winning the first week, even though he did smash a fridge door into another contestant's head, accidentally.

The unfortunate other student, Tariq, is a good-looking, beautifully dressed, nail varnish wearing, Muslim student. Together they form a friendship, which could be more if Paris could believe that Tariq actually likes him for himself.

I liked this, Alexis Hall has a knack for showing the reader the characters' vulnerabilities whilst also filling the novel with humour and dreadful baking puns. Having said that, Paris felt awfully similar to a few characters in other books, maybe it's just they have a tendency to write young, damaged, gay men as lead characters?

What made me knock half a star off was what felt like a very rushed ending in terms of Paris' journey. For most of the novel Paris was a guy who would smile across the room at Tariq then agonise that he had embarrassed himself, and then he would stop looking at Tariq in case he had come across like a stalker, then worry he appeared to be giving Tariq the cold shoulder, and basically constantly apologising for everything, including apologising too much. Then bish-bash-bosh he's got confidence and is giving bants with the best of them. It felt too quick, too easy, and too advanced. However, I will confess that I was bone tired as I got to the end of the book so if I missed the long-drawn-out changes in behaviour and relapses forgive me. Also, anyone who cries as much as Paris does in this novel is clearly in need of support.

Overall, like the first book in this series, this mixes a well-known cosy, comic reality TV show with romance and some more serious issues. Can't wait for the next one.

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Review: A Very Merry Bromance

A Very Merry Bromance by Lyssa Kay Adams
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Colton Wheeler (country music star) has a one-night stand with immigration lawyer Gretchen Winthrop at their mutual friends' wedding. He was enthralled but she ghosts him and refuses to return his calls for a year.

Gretchen's family own a hugely successful whisky distillery and are looking for a famous person to be the 'face' of their whisky, when they hear that Gretchen knows Colton, they offer her a seat on their charitable foundation in return for approaching him to take the role. Even though she detests her family, Gretchen can't turn down the opportunity to do some real good for her clients, so she accepts the task. Imagine her surprise when Colton says he'll consider it, if she goes on three dates with him.

Gretchen's family are all about appearances, but nothing of substance, so Christmas to her is just a commercial event, whereas Colton is slightly obsessed by all things Christmas and bought a huge house in Nashville just so that he can host his entire family for the holidays. Can opposites attract?

I'll be honest, the Bromance Book Club has grown very stale to me. It's like a kid who keeps repeating the same joke over and over again until you want to scream. I thought the first book was clever, but the concept has become increasingly ridiculous and now there is this other romance which is interwoven with the story (a book which Colton suggests Gretchen reads), it doesn't go anywhere and just confused me when I picked the book up after a couple of days. I just wish Lyssa Kay would write her romances and ditch the Bromance Book Club, that brand of slapstick comedy leaves me cold.

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Review: A Cast of Falcons

A Cast of Falcons by Sarah Yarwood-Lovett
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

Dr Nell Ward's best friend Persephone (Percy) is getting married in a hurry because the groom's mother is dying of cancer, Percy's parents are bitterly opposed to the wedding, so Nell generously offers to host the wedding at her family's estate, including having both families staying for a few days.

Nell is still dating DI James Clarke, but things are a bit strained because she still has feelings for her colleague Rav and everyone except Nell can see that he has feelings for her. FYI, Rav stormed off to India for six months when he discovered that Nell was actually Lady Helen, fabulously wealthy and a member of the aristocracy and he had no idea.

After a tense wedding, and an explosive wedding breakfast in which Percy's mother slapped the groom, everyone is just starting to wind down for the evening when the groom is seen falling from one of the balconies, did he slip or was he pushed?

This is very much along the lines of a classic golden age country house murder mystery, complete with bigoted Lords, jealous cousins, shady businessmen, and more secrets than you can shake a stick at. The plotting was good and held together well, in hindsight of course it had to be that person. It also answered the question I posed after the first book of how this could be a detective series when Nell's profession is such a niche one and the police would not need to call upon her expertise very often. However, there were a few irritations which brought down my rating.

First, the author has a very odd writing style, switching between first and third-person POV in the middle of a paragraph, one minute the narrator is telling the story and then it switches to Rav or Nell's inner musings without warning, It's the author's style, I noted it in the first book but every time it happened it threw me out of the story, and I had to reread the paragraph to understand it.

Second, Nell and Rav ran amok investigating things in the presence of several police officers, even if one of them was her boyfriend, eavesdropping on discussions, breaking into rooms, etc. All a bit implausible.

Third, the love-triangle was a mistake from the first book, very early on in this book I noted that the only way to resolve it would be for James to die or to turn out not to be the straight-up, honourable man he was portrayed to be, and I was pretty much proved right, so unnecessary.

It will be very interesting to see where this goes next.

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Review: Making the Deal

Making the Deal by Shelby MacKenzie
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

DNF at 20%.

Rayna "Ray" is apparently an entrepreneur, a lawyer, and she's developed some amazing software for law firms which is in great demand. She has been offered a merger with a large law practice which will give her more money, success and power.

Jax is the founder of said large law practice, apparently, he needs this merger to take his business to the next level, but he seems intent on sabotaging the deal. When he meets Rayna he is shocked that she is female (poor little brain can't cope) and does everything in his power to antagonise her, despite her software being in huge demand. Then he abruptly ends their merger discussion after about fifteen minutes and arbitrarily demands that they resume discussions at his home, in the evening, and sets a casual dress code. WTAF?

Instead of calling off the merger and complaining about his unprofessional behaviour, Ray is struck by how good looking he is and how much she wants to kiss him. Like a big ol' schmuck she rocks up to his house like she's going on a date, where he's prepared a romantic dinner complete with candles (RED FLAG) and they kiss FFS.

The next morning, she flip-flops over his unprofessional behaviour and wanting to kiss him again. I just can't even, it's so juvenile and unrealistic. How either of them could possibly have built up their own successful law firms is inconceivable. It also feels very icky to make it seem that this sort of behaviour is romantic or sexy rather than creepy.

I thought I could finish this because I saw that it was quite a short book, but life is too short.

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Review: The Quantum Curators and the Missing Codex

The Quantum Curators and the Missing Codex by Eva St. John
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Ho hum, where to start?

(view spoiler)[After uncovering the ring of senior Alpha officials looting Beta for profit at the end of the second book (hide spoiler)]Julius and Neith are set to look for the mysterious codex (Leonardo da Vinci’s original design for the Quantum Stepper), oh and King Arthur has come back looking for Excalibur (which Neith liberated after it was thrown in the lake at the start of book one). Arthur is a minor deity trying to get promoted and he is being egged on by notorious tricksters Loki, Lucifer, and Anansi.

Soon Alpha is divided in two, both sections are tasked with recovering the codex, but is Julius the only one to question the way in which the Quantum Stepper works? Why are the Alphas so resistant to the idea that there might be more than two Earths?

I just feel that the books in this series pivot 90 degrees from each other. The first book was an alternate Earth meets National Treasure. The second book was more about uncovering who in the Alpha society was stealing Beta arts for profit (although it seems as though anyone could have whatever they wanted anyway so I didn't really understand that point). This third book brings in a whole load of gods, goddesses and mythical creatures, a civil war, and more alternate earths.

Overall, I'm liking these books less and less as I continue in the series, in fact I started book four and have left it in my TBR pile.

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Review: The Quantum Curators and the Enemy Within

The Quantum Curators and the Enemy Within by Eva St. John
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I enjoyed the first book in this series (thank you Amazon Prime), it was like a budget Just One Damned Thing After Another, or at least it looked like it might be. The basic premise is that there are two alternate Earths: Alpha Earth in which the African nations overthrew the Romans, this has developed along ore peaceful lines, favouring science and development over war; and Beta Earth (ours) which is more primitive and violent, but also produces greater works of art. Alpha has developed time travel to Beta where it specialises in rescuing priceless works of art before they are destroyed/lost forever.

Julius Strathclyde was a Beta Cambridge Professor, academic, and researcher who got drawn into the Alpha world when his best friend was murdered over a priceless Faberge egg and he became acquainted with Neith Salah, an Alpha quantum curator. At the end of the first book (view spoiler)[Neith's partner was shot, her lover turned out to be a traitor, and Julius was pulled through into the Alpha world by Neith which led to the two of them being 'spliced'. (hide spoiler)].

This book starts some months after the first book ended. Julius is now training/studying to be a Quantum Curator, Neith is mourning the loss of her partner and blaming her former best friend Ramin. The Director of the quantum curators, Sam, decides to pair Julius up with Neith, partly because none of the other trainees wants to be his partner, and partly to get Neith back into the fold. But it seems as though someone wants to kill Julius, and there is a mysterious group on Alpha plotting to take over the Quantum Field for their own purposes.

As the title suggests, this book is concerned with uncovering (some of) the plots on Alpha Earth, although it seems that there is more than one group up to no good. Although there is some time-travel (mainly as part of Julius' training) this feels more centred on Alpha.

What I liked about the first book was that Julius was extremely good-looking, but totally oblivious to it, and an academic whereas Neith was the gun-toting (well stunner), athletic, special forces type. Well, after their splicing incident and because of all his quantum curator training, Julius is now also ultra-fit and able to fight which kind of makes Neith redundant.

It all got a bit confused with different plots and plotters, I also felt that this was a very different book from the first book, maybe I wanted more world-building and character establishment before we launched into conspiracies, you know a few light-hearted time-travel adventures?

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Review: The Christmas Wish

The Christmas Wish by Lindsey Kelk
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

Gwen Baker and her cousin Manny are travelling home to spend Christmas with Gwen's family. It's been a rubbish few months, she's been dumped by her boyfriend of four years, for his receptionist, as a consequence she's had to leave his luxurious house and move into a grotty flat, and she's currently suspended from her job as a lawyer in a Magic Circle firm pending a disciplinary hearing for attacking a client. Her father was also a lawyer and he's so pleased about her job she hasn't plucked up the courage to tell him that she's very unlikely to make junior partner any time soon!

Christmas Day is an absolute nightmare, squabbling with her sister Cerys, getting drunk, and making a fool of herself in front of the boy next door, her childhood crush Dev. But then Gwen wakes up and its Christmas Day all over again, like Groundhog Day but with turkey, Christmas pudding and family drama.

Although this was a little bit OTT in the madcap things that Gwen does each Christmas Day (and let's face it Stargate did the unbeatable version of Groundhog Day), it was funny and sweet, and I read it in one day. Highly recommended for those who enjoy raucous family Christmases, Christmas crackers, and a screaming row between grown-up siblings.

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Review: You're a Mean One, Matthew Prince

You're a Mean One, Matthew Prince by Timothy Janovsky
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

DNF at 34%.

Not even all the gushing reviews could persuade me to finish this book. Matthew Prince is a spoilt rich brat, who went too far when he bought an actual island, and he has now been cut off from his trust fund/limitless credit cards and sent to stay with his kindly grandparents in a small town just before Christmas. To add insult to injury, his grandparents are hosting a young man, Hector Martinez, who is studying at the local college, and they have to share the basement (bunk beds) because his grandparents are just so dargone humble that they didn't want a bigger house.

Matthew has some anxiety issues, but he's opinionated, a snob, entitled, and frankly not as clever as he thinks he is. He also suffers from having an obnoxious BFF who generally ignores him. In order to try to escape this hellhole and get back to New York city, Matthew and Hector agree to take over organising the town's annual charity gala, Matthew thinks it will be a breeze because he is always organising lavish parties in New York, he's just never had to do it on a shoe-string budget.

I'm over a third of the way through this book and it's not funny or cute, I don't like Matthew and Hector comes across as a paragon of virtue - what he can see in Matthew I don't know.

So, there it is, maybe I'm the wrong age group for this book but it's not for me.

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Review: The Murder Museum

The Murder Museum by Alice Castle
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

The second book in the series about Beth Haldane, a single mother living in affluent Dulwich Village, who solves mysteries with the help of Detective Inspector Harry York.

It has been several months since Beth found her boss murdered and her role at Wyatt's boy's school has expanded, not only because of her promotion, but also because she uncovered that the school's founder Thomas Wyatt financed the school with profits from the slave trade, now Beth is curating an exhibition from the school's archives uncovering the horrible history.

Wandering around Wyatt's Museum of Art Beth finds an unconscious young schoolgirl lying on a stone plinth, posed in a flimsy dress with her hands crossed theatrically over her chest. Barely alive, the girl is rushed to hospital, but no-one knows who she is, surely her parents would have reported her missing? Beth uncovers a dark side to the equally prestigious girl's school College School, there seems to be issues with anorexia, cutting, posing on social media and bad behaviour. Could this be a suicide attempt? An inadvertent overdose? But what about the posing of the body - surely that was done by someone else? And then another girl is hospitalised with the same symptoms. Is there a serial killer or a batch of bad drugs?

I felt that this book was a bit all over the place, there were two 'suspects' (for want of a better word) but the way in which the stories were played out made me feel that even the author hadn't decided who would be the killer until near the end and Beth didn't so much uncover the truth using detective work as catch them in the act. I've seen this dual story done before and better.

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Review: The Quantum Curators and the Fabergé Egg

The Quantum Curators and the Fabergé Egg by Eva St. John
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Imagine a world when the African nations rose up against the Romans when they burned the Library at Alexandria and drove them all the way back to Italy. Where peace and harmony are valued, and nations work together to eliminate disease and poverty. This is the Alpha Earth, as opposed to the Earth we know, which is the Beta Earth.

Neith Salah is an Egyptian Quantum Curator, she and her team go to the Beta Earth (travelling back in time as necessary) to rescue priceless art before it is lost or destroyed, they bring it back to Alpha where it is catalogued, holographically recorded and stored in hermetically sealed archives. But anyone on Alpha can have a perfect copy of the artifact in their own homes.

On Beta Earth Charles Bradshaw, a freelance art retriever for several museums, acquires part of a Russian matryoshka set of dolls from an elderly Polish woman which were separated and sealed decades ago. When he succeeds in opening the set he has, the smallest doll contains a note saying the largest doll contains the egg. Could he be on the trail of a Faberge Egg? Charlie enlists his best friend Julius Strathclyde, a Cambridge academic, to research the woman's family and try to locate the missing doll.

When the Quantum Field alerts the Quantum Curators that a lost Faberge Egg is about to surface in present-day Beta Earth, and be destroyed, Neith and her team-mate Clio, together with her best friend Ramin and his team-mate Paul are assigned to retrieve the Egg, even though they currently have no intelligence as to where it is or who has it - cue lots of research. But when the team identify Charlie it seems they are not alone, there are mysterious men following Charlie, are they Russian Mafia? Or less-scrupulous art collectors? Could they be rival Quantum Curators? Before any of those questions can be answered Charlie is killed and Julius may be the only person who can decipher where Charlie hid the egg.

I enjoyed this; it was a light-hearted alt-universe time-travel romp (albeit there wasn't very much time travel). My only criticism was that it ended rather abruptly, almost like a cliff-hanger.

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Review: An Island Wedding

An Island Wedding by Jenny Colgan
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Sadly, this didn't work for me, maybe because I read book 3 only a few days earlier. It all just felt a bit rinse and repeat. Surely this far into their relationship Joel would stop being a baby and thinking only of himself? But no, he wants a very small wedding, FFS they leave on a remote Scottish island how many people does he think there will be, never mind that this will disappoint all their friends and neighbours.

Saif and Lorna are doing the push-me-pull-me AGAIN.

Jan is being surly and annoying again, although this time because her beautiful, perfect little sister wants to get married to her uber-rich boyfriend on Mure.

My overall feeling was that this was essentially the same book as book 3 and book 4 with just another life event, and I know that is simplistic because there are births and deaths and life-changing decisions, but the feel is just that I've read this all before and there's no character development.

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Review: An Island Christmas

An Island Christmas by Jenny Colgan
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Time to return to Mure for more cutesy Scottish island whimsy.

Flora and Joel are an item, but then she finds out she is pregnant, will he be happy about the news when returns to Mure or will this be yet another opportunity for him to bemoan his fate and everyone conspiring against him? If you've read the other books, you'll have a pretty good idea.

Sorry if this reads snarky (not really), I had the suspicion that I had read this before but honestly I think the books are a bit rinse and repeat. Every book Joel is distant and throws a strop/forces his wishes on Flora which eventually get overturned, Flora mopes around worried about what he will say and whether he will get bored of her. Saif, the refugee doctor and Lorna the schoolteacher mope around making cow eyes at each other because (i) she teaches his children and (ii) he's technically still married. Oh, and Jan goes around being 'honest' to everyone whether they like it or not!

It was a sweet enough read for 99p, but I think I would have been annoyed if I paid the current price of £4.49.

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Review: Some Kind of Wonderful

Some Kind of Wonderful by Giovanna Fletcher
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

Lizzy and Ian have been together for years, ever since Uni, and everyone expects Ian to pop the question any day now. He's even pre-gamed asking her Dad's permission because it's that much of a foregone conclusion. Only it's never happened, every romantic break, Valentine's Day Lizzy keeps expecting it ... but nothing. Now on a luxurious holiday in Dubai, at an intimate dinner for two on the beach It looks like it's finally happening, but it turns out to be something very different.

Now Lizzy is back living with her parents in Essex, with no boyfriend and realises that somewhere along the path of becoming a 'we' she has lost sight of the girl she used to be, subduing her likes (The Spice Girls, short skirts, and clubbing) for Ian's more high-brow tastes.

The trouble is ... LIzzy spends half the book realising that she changed while she was with Ian and wanting to 'find herself' and the other half of the book realising that she would have changed in a decade anyway. It all seemed a bit pointless, loved the journey but not the destination.

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Review: Private Player

Private Player by Louise Bay
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

I don't know why I like Louise Bay books but I do. Every time I read one my eyes roll so hard I fear they could fall out of the sockets and yet every time they come up as Kindle freebies I keep one-clicking! I call these books Billionaire by the Numbers novels: arrogant, yet insecure; appears unprincipled, yet actually has a strong moral code; known as being a playboy, yet actually its all smoke-and-mirrors; starts off raunchy with a potty mouth but ends up making lurve; etc.

Nathan Cove is a self-made billionaire who has recently taken his insurance company public. Unfortunately, being the youngest FTSE 100 CEO in history has brought him unwanted publicity as a playboy more interested in partying with supermodels than in business, whereas he is actually totally dedicated to the business, just not schmoozing Hedge Funds and journalists. He has recently been seen at a nightclub with a married woman, which has been splashed all over the tabloids, even though the woman is an old family friend. He's at his friends' wedding, bored out of his skull and itching to leave because he hates weddings (of course he does).

Madison Shore is a journalist who has recently got a temporary position at the Post (not sure which UK newspaper that is supposed to be), having previously worked at Rallegra which is more of a women's magazine, and is anxious to get a permanent position as a serious journalist. Madison is also at the wedding, knows no one other than the bride and groom and is also desperate to get away.

Inevitably the two of them are sitting together and end up having a steamy one-night stand. Cue horror all round when they both discover on Monday that Madison has been hand-picked by Nathan's PR representative to write an in-depth, all-access, article on Nathan to (hopefully) dispel some of the bad press.

I both enjoyed this and didn't, part of me thinks there wasn't really a story here, or maybe the story wasn't a romance but more Nathan losing the chip on his shoulder. And yet ... I have at least 10 books that I have started/tried to read in the past week or so, two of which were published this week, and this is the only book I could bear to continue reading. To me this is a typical beach read (indeed I think I binge read one of her series on holiday in Thailand several years ago), raunchy, easy to follow, candyfloss for the brain.

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Review: Killers of a Certain Age

Killers of a Certain Age by Deanna Raybourn
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Billie, Mary Alice, Helen and Natalie were recruited to be an elite group of female assassins for a shadowy organisation called The Museum back in the 1970s. Originally set up by ex-OSS and other military acronyms staff to track down and kill Nazis, in recent years as the number of living Nazis has dwindled they have branched out into killing dictators, drug lords, paedophiles, and other 'bad people'. But all good things come to an end and after forty years the women have officially retired and been given an all-expenses paid cruise.

They might have retired and be slightly less agile than they were forty years ago, but they are still as sharp as tacks and notice that another Museum employee is posing as a waiter on board. The only conclusion is that he has been sent to assassinate them ... but why?

This reminds me very much of that great film Red starring Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren (among others), it has the same vibe. These four women have forgotten more than most of their younger colleagues have learned, and they won't go down without a fight. If the Board of the Museum has ordered their deaths then the Board must die.

It took me ages to start reading this, mainly because I had tried and heartily disliked A Curious Beginning, but I liked the sound of this so I requested an ARC .. and then left it on my TBR pile for nearly two months!

Anyway, if you want to read about four independent women killing their enemies in creative fashion, then look no further. A clever romp that will keep you enthralled all the way through. Dare I hope there might be a sequel?

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Review: Santa, Please Bring Me a Boyfriend

Santa, Please Bring Me a Boyfriend by Sophie Ranald
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

DNF at 55%.

Rowan is feeling a bit down. She and the father of her daughter spit up a long time ago, but they've secretly been getting it on for several years, so when she finds out that he is getting married to his new girlfriend she feels a little bereft, especially since her daughter will be a bridesmaid.

Rowan's best friends decide to cheer her up by sending her a Liberty's advent calendar (Liberty being an upmarket department store in London). But because they know Rowan would cheat and open all the doors on the first day they decide to courier the gifts to her on a daily basis. Some of them are beauty products but others are aimed at boosting her self-esteem (eg vouchers for a swanky lingerie shop). But what boosts Rowan's esteem more is the kind, and good-looking courier Alex, as he delivers her presents everyday he stays to see what she has received. There is a secret about Alex (frankly it might have been revealed early on but if it was I've forgotten), and literally that is it, I'm over half way through the book and that is all I have.

I have read and enjoyed several books by Sophie Ranald in the past but unfortunately this was not one of them. I stopped and started the book several times and promised myself I would get at least halfway before making any rash decisions, but here I am, 55% through and still waiting for something to happen. So this is where I bail out. Maybe I've just got a bit of the Christmas Grinch.

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Review: Georgie, All Along

Georgie, All Along by Kate Clayborn
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Three and a half stars.

Georgie is living her best life as PA to an LA superstar, until boos decides to streamline her life and semi-retire. Now Georgie is homeless and jobless, so she decides to returns home to Darentville, Virginia to lick her wounds and help her BFF Bel, who begged her to come home only a few weeks earlier. Driving thousands of miles cross-country, on very little sleep with a car stuffed to the gills with plastic bags containing all her worldly possessions, Georgie feels like nothing has changed from her nineteen year-old self who left all those years ago. Then to add insult to injury when she tries to buy a couple of milkshakes at the local store she finds she has no money, giving the locals another chance to put her down and the very rude man in the line behind her the opportunity to grumble, and then pay for her drinks.

Helping Bel to unpack her junk room at the new house she and her husband have bought in anticipation of their first child, Georgie comes across an old diary which she and Bel wrote together, but less of a diary and more of an anticipation of what life at High School would be like, the thins they would do together. Georgie is mortified to realise that she didn't do any of those things and decides that this is her chance for a do-over, perhaps doing all these things will help her find her direction because it seems as though she still doesn't have a vocation, or even any inclining of what she wants to do next.

Moving into her parents' home while they are on one of their wacky roadtrips, Georgie is horrified when the grumpy guy from the shop lets himself into her parents' home accompanied by his big dog. Little does she know that her scatty parents offered to let Levi Fanning and his dog stay at their place while his home is being remodelled, and forgot to tell her when she said she was coming home.

Levi was the town's bad boy, when Georgie was at school there were all sorts of rumours about him, basically anything bad, he had done or was responsible for (a bit like the guy in the film Ten Things I Hate About You). He was also the older brother of Georgie's teenage crush who features very heavily in her diary. Levi has cleaned up his act and is a responsible businessman now, but his parents, brother and sister no longer speak to him, which is a pity because the family owns and runs a large up-market hotel where he could otherwise have stayed during the remodel.

Although Levi might have scared her initially, Georgie can't force him to sleep in his truck, or put his dog in doggy day-care, especially after he is mauled by a much smaller dog so she agrees to share the house with Levi. In return, Levi offers to help her with her diary to-do list, especially since Bel being so heavily pregnant means she can't do several things on the list. Can these two lost souls find redemption together?

I like Kate Clayborn, I really enjoyed her Chance in a Lifetime trilogy about three friends who win the lottery, and I liked this too. Intelligent characters, a tightly woven plot, cutesy small town, lovely dog - what's not to like?

Recommended for those who like small-town romance, reluctant roommates and curmudgeonly heroes.

I received an ARC of this book from the publisher via NetGalley in return for an honest review.

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Review: The Only Way Is Up

The Only Way Is Up by Heidi Stephens
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

When Daisy (think Fern Britton) torpedoes her family image by splashing her minge (accidentally) all over the tabloids she rusticates to her ex-husband's cottage in the Cotswolds. A gay ex-husband, alcoholic mother, and sex-addict boyfriend don't make life easy.

Daisy soon discovers that her nearest neighbour is a disgraced celebrity chef who is living off the grid for a year while he writes a book, there's a disgraced Tory MP and his family living in the village, the head teacher of the local private school is surly, and the local tennis coach is a bit of a lech.

This was like Katie Fforde on steroid (or maybe Viagra). A small-town cutesy romance with a bit of heat.

I received an Arc from the publisher in return for an honest review.

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Review: The House Beneath the Cliffs

The House Beneath the Cliffs by Sharon Gosling
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Anna has spent her entire adult life subservient to her boyfriend Geoff, putting her dreams as a chef below his. But when his cheating and gaslighting become too much to bear she uses her small inheritance to buy a tiny house in the hamlet of Crovie, Scotland. Almost immediately she regrets her impulsive decision, but her neighbours persuade her to run an exclusive lunch club (six seats only), showcasing local produce.

Recommended for anyone who enjoys Julie Caplin or Katie Fforde, this was feel-good, small-town romance.

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Review: The Bodyguard

The Bodyguard by Katherine Center
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Hannah Brooks is an Executive Protection Officer (aka bodyguard). When her mother dies and her long-term boyfriend dumps her shortly after all she wants to do is leave the USA and do her job, unfortunately her sadistic boss Glenn has other ideas and forces her to take lead on protecting movie star Jack Stapleton in their home state of Texas.

What with cheating ex-boyfriends muscling in on Hannah's promotion to the London office, a cutsie stalker, and a a fake girlfriend Hannah has her hands full, not even considering her crush on Jack.

Argh, someone recommended this so I splurge over £10 to buy an e-book (which frankly I only do for authors like Anne Bishop, Patricia Briggs and Ben Aaronovitch). Frankly, I was disappointed. A kick-ass bodyguard who exhibit absolutely no kick-ass characteristics whatsoever. In fact, she cried so much I was embarrassed for her. It was superficial, glib and (whisper) a bit boring TBH.

A Hollywood superstar who's scarily down-to-earth and a bodyguard who is pole-axed by a Hollywood actor - unbelievable and it didn't really sell me.

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